This is a copy of an email I received earlier today. I was going to send a witty reply but the only thing worse than receiving emails like this is actually wasting time replying to them...

 From: India Searcher [mailto:india.searcher@gmail.com]
Sent: Thursday, November 10, 2011 12:00 PM
To: PATRICK@ambitabstract.com
Subject: Abstractor

Hello Sir/Madam,

We are Abstractor from india, we have 10 years experience in title abstracting, we cover all online Counties.

Our Services are:-

Current Owner Search

Two Owner Search

Tax Certification - {Nationwide}

Title Commitment Preparation

We're interested in helping you.

Thanks

Kevin