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[+] O & E Search - Barbara Bennett/IN (6 replies)
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[+] Millennium Abstract - Smitty Strickland/SC (5 replies)
8/8/2006 5:21:07 PM (2514 views)

[-] Sorry, too good not to pass on. - Jay Duncan/MO (10 replies)
8/8/2006 2:16:10 PM (2297 views)

Recently, I was diagnosed with A. A. A. D. D.
- Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder


This is how it manifests:

I decide to water my garden. ...

As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide my car needs washing. ....

As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mail box earlier. ...

I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car. ...

I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the rubbish bin under the table, and notice that the can is full. ...

So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the rubbish first. ...

But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the rubbish anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.
 
I take my check book off the table, and see that there is only 1 check left. ...

My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the house to my desk where I find the can of Coke that I had been drinking. ...

I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the Coke aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over. I see that the Coke is
getting warm, and I decide I should put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold. ...

As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke, a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye--they need to be watered. ...

I set the Coke down on the counter, and I discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning. ...

I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers. ...

I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and suddenly I spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table...

I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I will be looking for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers. ...

I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the floor. ...

So, I set the remote back down on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill. ...

Then, I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do...

At the end of the day:
* my water bill is sky high
* the drive way is flooded
* the car isn't washed
* the bills aren't paid
* there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter
* the flowers don't have enough water,
* there is still only 1 check in my check book,
* I can't find the remote,
* I can't find my glasses,
* And I don't remember what I did with the car keys. ...

Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day long, and I'm really tired....

I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail. ...

Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!!

**** GROWING OLDER IS MANDATORY. ****
**** GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL. ****
**** LAUGHING AT YOURSELF IS THERAPEUTIC. ****

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Re: Sorry, too good not to pass on. - Scott Perry/PA
8/8/2006 2:40:02 PM (2339 views)
Re: Sorry, too good not to pass on. - Smitty Strickland/SC
8/8/2006 5:25:04 PM (2551 views)
Re: Sorry, too good not to pass on. - Dorothy Payne/NY
8/8/2006 11:57:21 PM (2530 views)
Re: Sorry, too good not to pass on. - J Nisonger/CA
8/9/2006 4:07:07 PM (2647 views)
Re: Sorry, too good not to pass on. - Deborah Manion/VA
8/9/2006 5:25:32 PM (2445 views)
Re: Sorry, too good not to pass on. - J Nisonger/CA
8/17/2006 6:10:48 PM (2113 views)
Re: Sorry, too good not to pass on. - Scott Perry/PA
8/17/2006 6:41:09 PM (2111 views)
Re: Sorry, too good not to pass on. - Langdon Knight/MO
8/9/2006 7:30:31 PM (2359 views)
Re: Sorry, too good not to pass on. - Sandra Morton/KS
8/14/2006 9:56:52 PM (2107 views)
Re: Sorry, too good not to pass on. - Christine Sheeler/PA
8/17/2006 9:01:15 AM (2079 views)

Naltea Conference 2007 - Jay Duncan/MO
8/7/2006 7:45:30 PM (1803 views)

[+] Oh, Come On!!! and you call yourself an abstractor? - Annoyed/DC (22 replies)
8/7/2006 6:12:57 PM (3740 views)


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