Scott,

You forgot a few,

1. Bush and his administration intentionally misinformed the US public and the US Congress about the likelihood of WMD in Iraq in order to sway support for the US invasion of Iraq, as reveled by the Downing Street Memo.

2. Richard Nixon was behind the numerous crimes of the Watergate scandal and that is what lead to his resignation in June 1972

3. In early 2007 the FBI reported 26 FBI employees had witnessed "Controversial practices"  in Guantanamo Bay, including a man whose head was wrapped in duct tape, detainees chained to the floor with no food or water, taking care of "business" on themselves , and being left in that state for 18 to 24 hours

4.  Our current president is a moron who says stupid stuff all the time like, "Thank you, your Holiness.  Awesome speech", "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully", "They misunderestimated me", " Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning" and last but not least (although I could go all day), "There's an old saying in Tennessee, I know it's Texas, probably in Tennessee that says, fool me once, shame on.. shame on you.  Fool me.. you can't get fooled again"  Isn't that a song?

And now, to be fair some crazy right wing moon-bats

1.  Bill Clinton used his government positions in illegal activities to cover up, silence naysayers and save the Whitwater land deal he and his wife were involved in.

2. Bill Clinton used his power as president to cover up the fact that he had "relations" with an office intern.

3. Liberals are just trying to scare you about global warming to control you because to make us want clean air and a native soil source of fuel will control us some how (wait in my opinion this doesn't go with the others )

4. (This one I think is really funny, and no unlike some of these I don't believe it)  The Democrats are behind the gas prices going up, so they can eventually get the public in an uproar and take over the gas companies by public mandate.

And last but not lease, "The Man" is really a man working for republicans trying to keep us down.  And although he got away in his helicopter, Undercover Brother defeated his evil minion thwarting his plans for keepin a good man down, Solid!