You came up with some good ones, Chuck!  Don't forget this one:

Barack Hussein Obama was a 20-year member of a church to which he contributed an average of $25,000 per year and had NO IDEA WHATSOEVER what kind of hate-filled messages that the pastor of said church was preaching!

or:

Ron Paul is a spoiler being financed by George Soros and is going to run as an independent in the general election to split the Conservative vote the way Ross Perot did in '92 & '96!