It is Friday and with everyone's permission it is time for fun.  I found some things on shirts that I thought everyone would enjoy.

Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.

So much to do and so many other things to distract me.

Work for God.  The retirement benefits are great.

Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.

I will conquer my procrastination problem...just you wait.

Not Perfect - But so close it scares me.

I'm sick of being my wife's arm candy.

I'm not speeding, I'm qualifying.

If you're telekinetic and you know it, raise my hand.

Who needs a therapist?  I have my sister.

Here I am.  Now what are our other two wishes.

I don't want to, I don't have to, and you can't make me.  I'm retired.

Retired - I was tired yesterday and I'm tired again tomorrow.

Embrassing my children; Just one more service I offer.

Librarians - The thin blue line between you and the FBI.

Quick, hide all the chocolate in my mouth.

and last

I do know all the answers, but I've been sworn to secrecy.

Have a great weekend.

Jay