Many of you may have already seen this.



Why am I the way I am?
>
> Last night as I lay sleeping
> I died or so it seemed,
> Then I went to heaven
> But only in my dream
> Up there St Peter met me
> Standing at the pearly gates,
> He said "I must check your record
> Please stand here and wait."
>
> He turned and said "Your record
> Is covered with terrible flaws,
> On earth I see you rallied
> For every losing cause."
>
> I see that you drank alcohol
> And smoked and used drugs too,
> Fact is, you've done everything
> A good person should never do.
> We can't have people like you up here
> Your life was full of sin,
> Then he read the last of my record
> Took my hand and said "Come in."
> He led me up to the big boss and said
> "Take her in and treat her well”,
> She used to work in The Title Industry.
> She's done her time in hell"!