With all the talk about US v. THEM.  I thought I'd share:

We, as independent abstractors, have certain inalienable rights:

1.  Clients have the right to want to pay a certain fee for a certain search.  We retain the right to tell them to kiss our a**.

2.  Clients have the right to request we use only their forms.  We retain the right to tell them to kiss our a**.

3. Clients have the right to demand that we finish our searches in a nanosecond.  We retain the right to tell them to kiss our a**.

4.  Clients have the right to want more and more work done for the same price.  We retain the right to tell them to kiss our a**.

5.  Clients have the right to not pay for copies.  We retain the right to refuse to answer insane questions that would have been easily answered by those same copies---oh, and to tell them to kiss our a**.

Ah, I'm not sure about Accuquick's posting recently about Russia.  Seems to me that we are the finest example of free enterprise there is.  And only in this great country of ours can I tell them to kiss my a**.