http://www.cnn.com/2011/US/07/26/education.history.soboroff/index.html

Story Title: “If students fail history, does it matter?”

Naturally, the answer is “yes” because it means I will have less competition in the future from the snot-nosed little punks. They will not understand how civics operate, and hence will flounder when it comes to searching records. We've already eliminated library science, government, and teaching cursive as core requirements, making my future as a researcher more solid. I only need to worry about artificial intelligence replacing me as a researcher, or a lack of competent labor pool from which to hire a peon for document-copy tasks. When they inherit the family homestead, they'll need title searched by me and I can charge them any rate I wish since they won't be competent to protest with any coherence.

I think that we need to fully eliminate English and Math too, so that our fat, lazy, leetspeaking, twitch skilled brats can fully enjoy the entitlements that they deserve; government-provided couch care from birth to grave. “Cheezeburggur” anyone?