just trying to lighten up things here, folks...The top ten things you are not likely to see at Abstractor Conference 2004...

(10) the founding members announcing that the secret handshake involves tickling in any respect

(9) Mark and Data Trace getting together at the local pub and agreeing that it is in the industry's best interest for one conglomerate to run the whole title search business

(8) Jan and Jay spending some quality time in the hot tub playing pass the rubber ducky

(7) Monica from Maine showing off a ten carat diamond ring and saying it was a perk from a worm digger (hi meme!!)

(6) Tiger Woods saying, screw the Memorial, I can make more money being a title searcher

(5) Robert, our host here at SOT, announcing that this site has been nominated for a POOPS award..Professional Organization Of Pissed Searchers

(4) Scott and Judy discussing "The Passion of The Christ" while eating goobers and raisenettes

(3) Donald Trump announcing that he will underwite the next reality TV blockbuster, "The Title Searcher"

(2) Jay letting us all in on the secret that he is the next "Batchelor."

and the number one thing you will not see at Abstractor Conference 2004...

(1) Slade proclaining that his real name is Shirley







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