Last night I was thinking:
Over five thousand years ago,
Moses said to the children of Israel "pick up your shovel, mount
Your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the
Promised land".

Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on
your asses, and light up a camel, this is the promised land".

Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price
of camels, and mortgaged the promised land!

Furthermore, I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care
Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security,
Retirement funds, etc...  I called Lifeline, the suicide help line.
Got a freaking' call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.

They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck