The government today announced that it is changing it's emblem from an Eagle to the Condom because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.
It just doesn't get any more accurate than that, my friends.
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