"An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St Peter checks his dossier and says, *Ah, you're an engineer - you're assigned to hell.*
So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in . Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of accomodations and starts designing and building improvements,
After a while, they've got air-conditioning and flush toilets, escalators, elevators and so on... and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.
One day, God calls Satan on the telephone.
*So, how's it going down there in hell?* God says.
*Hey, things are going great. We've got air-conditioning and flush toilets and escalators. There's no telling what our engineer is going to come up with next!* Satan says.
*What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake - he should have never gotten down there. Send him back immediately!" God says.
*No way! I like having an engineer on the staff - I'm keeping him!* Satan says.
*Send him back up here or I'll sue!* God says.
Satan laughs uproariously and answers:
*Yeah right. And just where are you going to get a lawyer?* (Sagar Shukla)
Happy New Year everyone.
to post a reply:
login - or -
register