"An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates.  St Peter checks his dossier and says, *Ah, you're an engineer - you're assigned to hell.*

So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in .  Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of accomodations and starts designing and building improvements,

After a while, they've got air-conditioning and flush toilets, escalators, elevators and so on... and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One day, God calls Satan on the telephone.

*So, how's it going down there in hell?* God says.

*Hey, things are going great.  We've got air-conditioning and flush toilets and escalators.  There's no telling what our engineer is going to come up with next!* Satan says.

*What?  You've got an engineer?  That's a mistake - he should have never gotten down there.  Send him back immediately!" God says.

*No way!  I like having an engineer on the staff - I'm keeping him!* Satan says.

*Send him back up here or I'll sue!*  God says.

Satan laughs uproariously and answers:

*Yeah right.  And just where are you going to get a lawyer?*  (Sagar Shukla)

Happy New Year everyone.