I think I'm just going to start posting these whenever they're this bad....just for fun.

This one came from "Alan King" at redtitle@gmail.com

 We are Title Abstractor/Searcher. we works on Title Search, REO Search, Current Owner Search, Two Owner Search, 24 months chain of Title, Updates, Document Retrieval, write up O&E report, Commitment Report. We have been in the title searching industry since 2000. We offer services on nominal charges, We assure customers with good quality and Turn around time. Excellent work will be provided with best accuracy.

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That's a cut and paste exactly as it came to me.  My reply:   You'd think that after 16 years you'd have a better command of the language in which you are supposedly working.