A priest and a pastor from the local church are standing by the side of the road, pounding a sign into the ground, that reads: The End Is Near! Turn Yourself Around Now -- Before It's Too Late!
As a car sped past them, the driver yelled out the window, "Leave us alone, you religious nuts!"
From the curve they hear screeching tires and a big splash.
The pastor turns to the priest and asks, "Do you think the sign should just say 'Bridge Out'?"
Jay
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