Spencer..you are too funny!  I've been trying to be nice to potential and current clients--hard sometimes.  Some want too much for too little.  Lost a few to some unknowns who have way undercut me.  Also seem to be losing some work due to some clients relying on internet info. which may turn out to be their problem, not mine.  Arkansas!--where at?  My family all moved there but me.  They live in Russellville.  Thanks for the smile--take care!